Monday, 24 August 2009

Speed Dates

So, I was stood outside the library today waiting for my friend Dan when a scally-drunk came over to me and said, 'Do you know love, if I saw you on an on-line dating site, I might give you a go.'
'Err, thanks.'
'So? Are you?'
'Am I what?'
'On any particular dating site?'
'No, I have a boyfriend.'
'Damn it... DAMN IT!' He actually started shouting and his friend dragged him off.

I don't know what I'm more bothered about... The fact if the DRUNK SCALLY saw me on an on-line dating site he MIGHT give me a go. MIGHT? Or the fact he seemed to think I'd be happy to accept being given a go by HIM. A drunk nutcase with no teeth.

Spring in my step? I think not!


Cheryl said...

Hee, hee, I think he did expect you to be flattered! Such confidence! Is it a man thing or the alcohol? Wish I had such nerve even when toothless and drunk.

Sally Lawton said...

:) Too much confidence. He obviously looks in the mirror and sees Brad Pitt!



Brad Pitt scalified, that could work. Mike Leigh directs his most hard hitting grimy working class film to date. Brad Pitt is Kevo in "E rrrr E rrrrr" He was a scalliwag without a eighth, hoping to score a tinny tapping off students. Then he met the Mosside Thugs who put him on the right path and made him what he is today, Kev Diddy o oh.

I write stuff and nonsense. I like your writing, I'll add you as a link. If you like my work could you add me.


Sally Lawton said...

Hi Jolly Roger,
Thanks for stopping by and your kind words, I'll definitely add you. I really like your blog :)

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